The Best Bondage Site on The Web!
Okay, probably not the best bondage site on the web, but every bondage site claims to be all that, so I figured I’d better, too. Maybe it’s peer pressure, I guess... I mean, I never order a pizza from any pizza restaurant that doesn’t claim to have the best pizza in town. It’s sort of the same thing.
"It really is the best bondage site on the whole worldwide web!" – David Manning, The Ridgefield Press |
So, here's what you WILL find on this site:
Lots of Overblown Hype
Endless Porno Consoles
Nothing but Bad Photography
A Generous Supply of Pop-Up Pages
Over 10,000 Bad Photos!
No Women at all Whatsoever
An Outstanding Phony Tour
A Plethora of Confusing Misdirects
A Wide Variety of Exit Pages
An Ingenious Scam Trial Subscription
No Non-Unoriginal Photographs
No Underage Photographers
Total Bullshit!